I don’t think anyone is questioning who’s in charge after this, Thomas William.
pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms
I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke
u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
you guys are dicks
Oh fuck all of you.
you all suck
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD